It’s not as cold as I thought.
What do I have left to do for Christmas?
Oh look, she’s wearing shorts, she must be freezing.
I feel great, I love running!
Where is the first water stop?
Do I want Gatorade or water?
Oh shit a hill.
Oh shit a dirt road.
What should I make the kids for dinner tonight, wait, did I leave clothes in the washer?
Look how pretty the woods are.
I swear to god I’m going to be so pissed if I get attacked by a bear.
I cant’ stand blue Gatorade, it is gross.
Wow the pond is beautiful with the sun and clouds, I never realized CT has such great scenery.
Shit, that’s a huge hill!
And it keeps going and going!
My legs hurt.
I have a peanut butter cup in my pocket, should I eat it now or later, yes, later with some water.
God I hate running!
Oh look…the lead runner coming through.
He looks in pain.
Yeah, here comes Samantha, I like her leggings ((high-five girl))!!
Maybe she wants a bite of my peanut butter cup.
There she is!
Her tights look cute, her butt looks good in them.
I wonder how my butt looks?
Hey, that guy is peeing in the woods, which technically is not allowed, but I get it.
Ahhh flat as far as the eye can see, I’m going to enjoy this.
Mumford and sons are awesome, they are inspiring.
I love running!
Look! A down hill slope.
How come I always seem to be running next to the 70-year-old guy group, it does nothing for my confidence or self-esteem.
But, I bet my butt looks better than that, cause that just looks…OUCH!
I should really eat my peanut butter cup.
Maybe I should walk?
God I hate running.
Awww, Bieber. Thank you, thank you, thank you, for being sorry…I am missing more than just your body!
How many songs on my play list start with the letter S?
Wait! Did that sign just say there was beer at the finish line? Those aholes better not be lying!
My feet hurt.
Why do I do this to myself. This is no fun.
Didn’t I pass that guy forty minutes ago?
Ok, I’m speeding up – I just wanna be done.
And now I’m walking.
And now I’m shuffling.
One mile to go, that’s like three songs, make it count!
I could really go for another peanut butter cup.
What should I wear to work on Monday?
I can’t wait to watch TV and eat cookies tonight.
I ducking hate running!
Where’s the finish?
Boy that felt good, I can’t wait to do it again!