I don’t want to disappoint you, dear readers, but this is not another pseudo-Weird Al take on a pop song by yours truly. Besides, if I could do a parody of Iggy Azalea’s “I’m So Fancy,” I’ve already decided it would be a nod to my union brothers and sisters entitled, “I’m So Union.” Something like: I’m so union / you already know / I grieved you yesterday / for complaining about my workflow.
Instead, I’d like to share my toddler’s latest upper class demands because apparently, he’s so fancy. I think this started in utero when my legitimately fancy friend Dianne brought me to an afternoon tea in NYC to celebrate my pregnancy:
Well, anyways, here are his list of his top five
- To fly in an airplane
- To fly in a helicopter
- To go on a sailboat
- To go on a cruise ship
- To ride horses
To be fair, I did give him a little sparkling water (after thinking to myself: is it OK to be giving this to my 2-year-old?) and he spit it out (“No like!“), so I guess he’s not entirely fancy. And lest you think he’s getting his fancy pants from me, I bought the sparkling water from a warehouse club with a coupon 🙂
So what wild things do your kids ask for?